bustygirlcomics:

Blue Screen of Death.

I’ve never gotten a BSOD, but I’ve had a LOT of applications and windows close because of this. Ayup.

deltumbles:

blackenedbutterfly:

fartoomanytobesailing:

I’m fairly forgiving and understanding, so I’ll believe that you simply misunderstood what friendzoning is. Seeing as you’re most likely a woman, you haven’t seen the flip-side. Here’s a little explanation:

The friendzone is a magical place where men go out of their way to please you, and you can simply not tell them you’re not interested because of the perks. We’re not psychic. Give men a heads up, because the frivolousness and ambiguity would leave anyone bitter and resenting.

That being said, if you tell them clearly that you’re not interested early on in your relationship and they still complain, they’re in the wrong.

What if I told you women don’t exist for men’s possible sexual relationship

What if I told you men simply don’t understand that a large majority of the time

couldn’t, uh, couldn’t the men be a little more upfront? if they’re ones who are interested, anyways? why do the men get to be ambiguously “nice” and the women are the ones who have to be direct? 

Yeah, I love how women are somehow ever so STUPID AND TO BLAME OMG for not realizing the only reason a man was  kind to her was because he wanted to be her boyfriend… which pretty much translates to he wants to have sex. 

But guys are just… being guys by hiding their intentions and calculating how to be “there for her” until she gives in. (And somehow very few guys seem to find this insulting to their gender when they know another guy is doing it?)

Entertainingly too, from my observations, the guys that do this if they succeed somehow begin to have their “niceness” levels drop as they now “have” her.

And by “entertainingly” I mean I am not entertained at all and want to be very shouty and snarly.

Also “Girls are not machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out” needs to be on a tee-shirt. Or button. Also possibly a bumper sticker. 

(Source: purpleneenee, via indigodel)

wilwheaton:

edwardspoonhands:

cassandracroft:

I love to see others succeed though!

I’m right with the Cassie Croft on this. This billboard can suck it. So can success. There is one key to happiness…be nice.

This billboard is full of shit, and it makes me angry. 

UGH. Philosophy I hate #431 on that billboard.

You can tell someone every secret to how you succeeded that you can think of, and they still might not succeed either. if they do, they still won’t be you, and it’ll usually still be a different thing, a different way.

Allowing someone else to succeed seldom if ever means you will suddenly stop succeeding. And it makes the world a better damn place in general, provided you aren’t succeeding at being a huge jerk.

Of course, how to be a huge jerk isn’t much of a thing that needs sharing since most folks know how instinctively anyway, alas.

Especially the people who say things like what’s on this billboard and don’t mean it as a joke. (And if you can’t tell they’re  joking it is a terrible joke, rule #2 of comedy.)

(Source: archnasawjani)